1 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:20,480 I can't wait to go. Orm is so extremely intense during the day. 2 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:24,160 -Just run from it. -Running from him? 3 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:27,280 That's what we've always done. 4 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:35,840 Frøya. I have packed tents and skins, so if we find flowers… 5 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,480 You should not join. 6 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:44,240 Yes. And with colostrum from goats we avoid chafing in the hands when we rent. 7 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:47,640 Olaf! Will he join? 8 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:53,920 Yes. Orm is a chieftain. But he won't fly at your feet. 9 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:59,760 Worm, you know what? You must lead the senior battalion in this battle. 10 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:04,200 -What? Should the girl man lead us? -Yes. 11 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:11,000 It's a bit of a miscommunication. I stay in the tent and clean and arrange. 12 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:16,520 But now you will have to try yourself a little. It will be so good, Orm! 13 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:23,840 Now wait a bit. It is not certain that it is such a bad idea. 14 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:30,280 Orm is the least experienced the warrior in all of Norheim. 15 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:34,760 Who better to lead us to certain death than Orm? 16 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,080 Although I have a couple of good years left, - 17 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:42,920 - then it's my last chance to die with dignity. 18 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:47,800 And not peacefully in a bed with friends and loved ones around me. 19 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:54,440 - He is our ticket to Valhalla. -For Orm! 20 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:14,840 Arvid, think we're going on a trip together. It's fun. 21 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,400 It was about time. 22 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:23,560 I must have invited you of at least one hundred overnight stays, - 23 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:29,440 - but then you never could. But now we made it. Full flap. 24 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:33,560 I'm really looking forward to it to see you in battle. 25 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:38,640 Dispute and dispute, you solve well disagreements verbally. 26 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:43,240 No, we solve most conflicts with power. 27 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:49,240 But in the vast majority of cases you talk your way through it. 28 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,160 Take it here, you. 29 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:31,000 Nothing is more beautiful than a stroke. 30 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,800 No, this will be fine, Varg. 31 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:38,720 This day shall it be for ever. 32 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:43,000 When Norway learned to hold back too good to spread rumors - 33 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:47,280 - that individuals have become thin in the hair! 34 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:53,000 - Is that what we are going to fight about here? - Oh yes, absolutely. 35 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:56,400 Anyway, you just don't say that. 36 00:03:56,480 --> 00:04:02,280 Then you focus on the person and not the case, and that's not okay. Bad style. 37 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,400 Really poorly done. 38 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:30,280 Jarl Bjorn! You pig fur! 39 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:36,160 Smart move to make all piglets to the slaughterhouse! 40 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:43,320 Hush! Hush! I hear not a word of what he says! 41 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:50,160 Huh? Gonna burn your ugly hair! 42 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:59,640 And your dick skin should I stretch and dry and make ... 43 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,760 - I don't hear anything. -No... 44 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,280 Whores! 45 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:12,480 You must speak louder! I don't hear a squeak! 46 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:15,640 Hush, hush, he's saying something. 47 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:22,320 ... you hairless whore! 48 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:28,160 I can't hear what you're saying! You must speak louder… 49 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:34,520 You are too far away! The voice usage does not match the distance! 50 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,160 This becomes too impractical. Come on, Dog. 51 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,600 He wants to talk. 52 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:50,280 You don't want me to take me out of the conversation? 53 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:53,320 I certainly don't want that. 54 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:59,400 -Do you think it will take a long time? - It takes the time it takes. 55 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:08,920 For we stood before the army, I saw didn't have time to pee before we went forward. 56 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,280 So now it's pretty precarious. 57 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:19,240 I just let it go in my pants, me. Then I don't have to think about it anymore. 58 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,960 (pee sounds) 59 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,040 There! 60 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,960 Bjorn, Bjorn, Bjorn. 61 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:55,840 So sad. My best friend became my worst enemy. 62 00:06:55,920 --> 00:07:02,760 Your goodness, your humanity, whole Your personality was certainly in your hair. 63 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:11,000 -A stupid version of yourself. - You are a stupid version of you! 64 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:19,240 If I were like you, I would pointed out how ugly your burn is! 65 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:26,400 But I don't do that. I rise above personal attacks. 66 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:32,160 I am giving you an opportunity to save the lives of thousands of innocents. 67 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,320 All I ask for is an apology. 68 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:40,240 - That you lie flat on your toes. - I apologize? 69 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:46,480 I am the one the aggrieved party here. 70 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:53,080 Wolf, you burned and killed all my family You disfigured my face. 71 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:59,000 It's a bit more serious than a small comment about hair loss. 72 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:03,200 Rumors spread about my mane. 73 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:07,720 - My hair was outstanding. - No, not unique. 74 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,800 Yes! Until you sabotaged it! 75 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:15,320 You had a new moon. Viker from here to Helheim. 76 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:19,640 I was just pointing out the obvious. Everyone saw it. Yes. 77 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:24,640 How should your hair loss be my fault? 78 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,000 It will be easy. 79 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,440 You said I had become… 80 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:45,960 Thin on the string. It led to a stress reaction. 81 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:49,240 And that set in motion a process - 82 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,520 - which made... 83 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,800 ... that my hair just fell out. 84 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:01,240 There were trolls in words! 85 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:04,720 There were trolls in words. And it was your fault. 86 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:09,680 It's nothing which is called "troll in words", Varg. 87 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:19,520 -Aren't there trolls in words? -No. 88 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,640 What about dragons? 89 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:26,160 Do you believe in dragons? 90 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,080 Huh? 91 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:31,160 Do you believe in dragons? 92 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:49,800 You? Did you say that about dragons because we have a dragon on our team? 93 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,720 -Yes. -Right. 94 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:59,440 And did you plan that line all the way through, or did you improvise now? 95 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:06,000 One hundred percent script-based. One saw great line is impossible to improvise. 96 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:11,720 So good. I'm just trying to learn a little. One day I might be an earl. 97 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,560 That's fine to know the tricks. 98 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:18,440 It's never going to happen. Just forget it. 99 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,760 Yes. 100 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,680 What's going on? What do we do now? 101 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:53,360 Now we wait for the dragon. 102 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,000 On the dragon? 103 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,080 Yes. It's my secret weapon. 104 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:04,800 And it will burn off the whole army Jarl Bjørn without us losing a single man. 105 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,920 OK. 106 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,160 -So that's our plan? -Yes. 107 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,920 I never really have I believed in dragons. 108 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:20,560 I have to admit that I thought dragons were mythical creatures. 109 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:24,560 - Have you seen it with your own eyes? -No. 110 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,800 But I have seen drawings of it. 111 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,440 I know what it's capable of. 112 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:35,120 - But you haven't seen it, have you? - It was violent then. 113 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:38,640 No, I haven't seen it. But as I said: 114 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:42,960 I have seen extremely nice drawings of it. 115 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,600 I'll take a look over there. 116 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:54,800 Yes, then we go and looking for a dragon. 117 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,560 -Dragon... - OK. 118 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:14,560 -Earl Wolf. -So there you are at last, dragon lady. 119 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:20,760 -You used your time. - It's no use stressing a dragon. 120 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:26,880 - When will it arrive? - No, I mean, she should have been here by now. 121 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:32,280 But she is surely here every moment. 122 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,200 I'm starting to lose faith in this dragon of yours. 123 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:56,400 You can't tell a dragon an exact time. 124 00:12:56,480 --> 00:13:02,320 Can you tell your horse that it must be home exactly until midnight? 125 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:08,680 No, because animals don't have that the time perspective that we have. 126 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,880 -There! -Where? 127 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,880 There! 128 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:18,760 No, it's just an eagle or something. Sorry. 129 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,800 - It's a seagull. - Sorry. 130 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:28,840 So you think you can humiliate me with your lies? 131 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:33,840 -What do you mean? - Take me for a fool with drawings? 132 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:37,120 -False hopes? -Seriously? 133 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:42,560 - That dragon doesn't exist, does it? - The dragon exists. Trust me. 134 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:48,880 You can just forget that! I have all- ready to be let down one time too many! 135 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,480 Look there! 136 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:54,640 - There it is. Behind you. -Don't turn around! 137 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:59,920 She has fooled us enough. I put down the turning ban! 138 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:05,680 - Just turn around, it's right behind you. - No, this is an order! 139 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:11,240 -What is wrong with you? -Don't try to turn around! 140 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:14,360 - Turn around, then. -Tense the bows! 141 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,280 Hey, hey, hey... 142 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:23,240 This is getting too stupid. Turn around, it's behind you. 143 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:27,000 We're not turning around! Now it is a matter of principle. 144 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:31,280 This is almost like in Aesop, just the opposite. 145 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,760 turn around, then you will see that I am telling the truth. 146 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,840 No! 147 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,080 Shoot! 148 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,920 There punctured the nipples. Poof. 149 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:16,560 It is somewhat important to ask, because if there is a rule on it… 150 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,360 My whole plan is useless. 151 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:42,280 We will go for a good old fashioned despe beat. 152 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:47,600 - Despe stroke? -Storming with weapons in hand. 153 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:54,360 Spiking. Guts being ripped out of bodies, lots of screaming and death. 154 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:58,360 A classic vague medieval layer - 155 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:02,400 - where you hardly sees the difference between friend and foe. 156 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,760 Is it allowed to go berserk? 157 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:12,120 -Is it allowed to get a little wild? - Oh, it's okay to be wild. 158 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,000 It is allowed to get very wild. 159 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:19,480 - Then we'll do it. - Drive on. 160 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,880 - Inserted? - Drive on. 161 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:46,800 What if I lead the senior battalion through the forest there - 162 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:53,520 - and comes out the back of Earl Bjorn's army? A cheeky maneuver? 163 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:59,440 -You're thinking of a flank maneuver? -Yes. Just. Ten points for you. 164 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,760 Good thinking, Worm. Well thought out. 165 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:07,240 - I am very much in favor of that. - Very good initiative. 166 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,800 The senior battalion, you go with Orm! 167 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:43,200 Do you notice it? Rastappen pulsates somewhat violently. 168 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:46,800 As if the heartbeats pounding down there, - 169 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:53,360 - as if the heart is down in between- the meat. Then it's a battle situation. 170 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,400 - Do you notice it too? -No. 171 00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:02,800 - I don't feel anything on the perineum. - Your rassappen is probably just withered. 172 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:09,320 In any case, this is not the right time or place to examine it now. 173 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,360 follow me Now it must be flanked! 174 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:55,920 We can't stop now! We must get up behind Jarl Bjørn. 175 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,920 Don't pant. Then we are put out of the game. 176 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,720 And a slightly tired warrior is a dead warrior. 177 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:14,720 - I think we should have turned right. - No, just follow me. 178 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:19,360 - We are further away now. - We don't hear the battle anymore. 179 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:26,120 In the forest you can be fooled by the sound. Everything is closer than you think. 180 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,920 - No, it isn't. - Yes, it's like that in the forest. follow me 181 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:55,800 (Bird chirps) 182 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,440 Look! 183 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:18,000 - A squirrel. - So what? 184 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:21,640 Fast! Find some nuts for it. 185 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,400 Why on earth shall we feed a squirrel now? 186 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:32,120 I have a sneaking feeling about that it will be decisive. 187 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:39,000 - This is just bullshit. -Oddvar, I lead the battalion. 188 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:43,680 Everyone, I order you: Find nuts now. 189 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:53,560 Stop. Save his piss. Jarl Bjorn is mine. 190 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:16,600 Worm. I said yes that we should turn right. 191 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:21,280 Hindsight is the world's most exact science. 192 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:27,080 Now we could sit at the table in cheerful passion with Thor and Odin. 193 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:31,920 Would Odin had you at the table, had you sat there. 194 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:37,600 - You were supposed to lead us to the battle. - Then Odin intervened, because he does. 195 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:45,320 He is Odin and acts like that. He intervenes when intervention is needed. 196 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,360 Jogrim? 197 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,560 Geir Tore! Geir Tore? 198 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,920 Brynjar? Brynjar, are you here? 199 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:14,760 Haldor? Haldor, are you... 200 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:29,880 How do you know you don't killing people on our team now? 201 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,160 We don't exactly have the same uniforms. 202 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,840 Don't know. I recognize our guys. 203 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:41,520 -Do you recognize 20,000 men? -Yes. 204 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,600 You, then? 205 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:59,160 - You killed him, didn't you? - If I killed him? No. 206 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:05,080 -Why do you ask that? -Abrupt. It is Gisle, namely. 207 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:10,160 We usually go on trips together. 208 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:15,720 And other occasions throughout the year. Christmas table and things like that. 209 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:23,840 But in ... There are some who have cut the piss out of him too! Who does that? 210 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,320 I don't know, me. 211 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,960 Look at it. 212 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,920 Harold? 213 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:44,600 I've just been walking in my own world and drove the sword into everything that moves. 214 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,240 I thought everyone who lay like that, were ours, - 215 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,760 - and those who lay like that, was on Jarl Bjørn's team. 216 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:56,840 Me too. It's kind of wrong, now, then. 217 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:16,160 - Hello, Frøya, the girlfriend. -Worm? Did you manage? 218 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:19,160 Yep. 219 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:25,240 I didn't see that one coming. Good work. 220 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:31,800 Not without scratches. One does not have been in conflict before one's feet bleed. 221 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,280 Nice to get your first battle scars. 222 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:39,880 - That's a chafing wound. - That's your truth. 223 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:43,800 - In my truth, there are battle scars. - Yes, well. 224 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:50,040 Think about it, Frøya, we have participated in battles together. 225 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:55,680 It's very, very romantic and at the same time very barbaric. 226 00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:01,120 - Now we are brothers in conflict. -How did the flanking go? 227 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:05,200 Abrupt. Abrupt. They never saw us coming. 228 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,440 Abrupt. 229 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:15,360 You have to get everything out in here, so it doesn't start to smell. 230 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,960 When you get a wife, then you get shut up... 231 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,160 Hello! 232 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:36,880 A tyrant has been overthrown! A bully has been cleared of the road. 233 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:42,520 My wife's indirect killer has finally become my prisoner. 234 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:51,440 And this should be celebrated with a party in Vargnes! 235 00:26:53,360 --> 00:27:00,240 We had actually started to think on the chorus, vi. We have quite a few wounds. 236 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:05,040 - It would have been nice to get home. - It's an order! 237 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:11,200 -Of course. - The party starts tomorrow. 238 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:16,440 - Alright! - Then we'll just unpack again, you guys! 239 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:21,000 - Decent detour to go to... -Don't say anything. 240 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,840 We don't even get to wash ourselves. Hopeless. 241 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:32,160 Now I feel that our relationship starting to take shape. 242 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,200 Do you think so? 243 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:39,800 We are such a couple every other couple is envious of. 244 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:45,400 But anyway, now it's time for some cuddling.